Becka's a Wrecka

Writer's Block: Tax Day

beanochavez@gmail.com — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:38:59 GMT

If you're getting one, how are you planning to spend your tax refund?

Drugs.

beanochavez@gmail.com — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:09:24 GMT

I'm 23. Look at me, I'm 23. I can see all from up here.... All the boys and girls.... All the dicks and fannies. And what of these sexual revolutions, boys and girls? Are you in the right sexual category? This is the question. Who gives a shit...... Dicks and balls, dicks and fannies. Give me the celibate vegetarians from Mars anytime. I'd love to fuck you up. I'd love to fuck you up. - Tank Girl

beanochavez@gmail.com — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 21:04:01 GMT

Buddhi the vain tree frog.

beanochavez@gmail.com — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:43:23 GMT

beanochavez@gmail.com — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 21:57:17 GMT

You're a sick, sad girl, Becka. Hahaha.

I stay awake for days,
I stay awake for days,
But I’d sit awake in daze anyway.
I’m a maze of chains.

It's not easy being green 2

beanochavez@gmail.com — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:51:29 GMT

It's not easy being green.

beanochavez@gmail.com — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:49:11 GMT

beanochavez@gmail.com — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:10:45 GMT

Never seen the sunshine,
From higher points than sunrise.
I don't wanna be lonely,
I just wanna be alone.

Happy Thanks-taking!

beanochavez@gmail.com — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 19:17:52 GMT

Thanksgiving Prayer by William Burroughs

Thanks for the wild turkey and
the passenger pigeons, destined
to be shit out through wholesome
American guts.

Thanks for a continent to despoil
and poison.

Thanks for Indians to provide a
modicum of challenge and
danger.

Thanks for vast herds of bison to
kill and skin leaving the
carcasses to rot.

Thanks for bounties on wolves
and coyotes.

Thanks for the American dream,
To vulgarize and to falsify until
the bare lies shine through.

Thanks for the KKK.

For nigger-killin' lawmen,
feelin' their notches.

For decent church-goin' women,
with their mean, pinched, bitter,
evil faces.

Thanks for "Kill a Queer for
Christ" stickers.

Thanks for laboratory AIDS.

Thanks for Prohibition and the
war against drugs.

Thanks for a country where
nobody's allowed to mind the
own business.

Thanks for a nation of finks.

Yes, thanks for all the
memories-- all right let's see
your arms!

You always were a headache and
you always were a bore.

Thanks for the last and greatest
betrayal of the last and greatest
of human dreams.

I hate this non-holiday. Hug a turkey today.

Fuck an LJ- Cut

beanochavez@gmail.com — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 20:31:50 GMT

Me and Aaron.

Ewwww... Aaron smells like poop.

Tyra Banks told me to be FIERCE!

Some pics I thought I'd share with you guys...

beanochavez@gmail.com — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 07:24:20 GMT

Model: Mayhem
Photographer: Becka (Me)

Annnnd one of me for good measure :)

My model took this one!

HOLY SHIT BALLS

beanochavez@gmail.com — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:03:03 GMT

beanochavez@gmail.com — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:24:19 GMT

create your own visited states map
or check out these Google Hacks.

beanochavez@gmail.com — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 22:38:07 GMT

It's a weird and wild life. I wouldn't even know where to begin.

Best Mix Ever

beanochavez@gmail.com — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 22:48:19 GMT

1. We're Going To Be Friends- The White Stripes
2. She's An Angel- They Might Be Giants
3. You're The Good Things- Modest Mouse
4. Holland, 1945- Neutral Milk Hotel
5. Saturday Looks Bad To Me- Oppenheimer
6. Rev. 22:20- Puscifer
7. Glass Danse- The Faint
8. Bite Your Rhymes- Mindless Self Indulgence
9. Putting Shame In Your Game- Beastie Boys
10. Do Fries Go With That Shake?- George Clinton
11. Bomb This Track- Mindless Self Indulgence
12. Three Little Pigs- Green Jello
13. Thunderhorse- Dethklok
14. FishFuck- Gwar
15. Wolf Like Me- TV On The Radio
16. Lucky Number Nine- The Moldy Peaches
17. Extraordinary Machine- Fiona Apple
18. Rehab- Amy Winehouse
19. Amsterdam- Peter, Bjorn and John
20. Steak For Chicken- The Moldy Peaches
21. The Air Is Getting Slippery- Primus
22. Out Of Gas- Modest Mouse

beanochavez@gmail.com — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 20:46:00 GMT

You scored as Psychology. You should be a Psychology major!

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Psychology

100%

Sociology

100%

Philosophy

92%

Theater

83%

Journalism

83%

Art

83%

Linguistics

67%

English

58%

Dance

58%

Biology

58%

Anthropology

50%

Chemistry

42%

Engineering

25%

Mathematics

25%

What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3)
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My funeral song.

beanochavez@gmail.com — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 18:18:35 GMT

"Life Like Weeds" by Modest Mouse

And in this life like weeds, you're just a rock to me
I could have told you all that I love you
And in the places you go, you'll see the place where you're from
I could have told you all that I love you
And in the faces you meet, you'll see the place where you'll die
I could have told you all that I love you
And on the day that you die, you'll see the people you'd met
I could have told you all that I love you
And in the faces you see, you'll see just who you've been
I wish I could have told you all:
In this life like weeds, eyes need us to see
Hearts need us to bleed, in this life like weeds
You're a rock to me
I know where you're from, but where do you belong?
In this life like weeds, you're the dirt I'll breath
In this life like weeds, you're a rock to me
All this talkin' all the time and the air fills up, up, up
Until there's nothin' left to breathe
And you think you feel most everything
And we know that our hearts are just made out of strings
To be pulled, strings to be pulled
So you think you've figured out everything
But we know that our minds are just made out of strings
To be pulled, strings to be pulled
All this talkin' all the time and the air fills up, up, up
Until there's nothing left to breathe
Up until there's nothin' left to speak.
Up until the better parts of space

beanochavez@gmail.com — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 18:50:28 GMT

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

DON'T MIX CANDY AND BOOZE! Have fun guys!

beanochavez@gmail.com — Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:11:36 GMT

Create your own! Originally Written By ga_woo, Hosted and ReWritten by darkman424

beanochavez@gmail.com — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 18:21:04 GMT

beanochavez@gmail.com — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:26:20 GMT

How White and Nerdy Are You?

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, BITCHES!!

beanochavez@gmail.com — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 20:12:05 GMT

Emos
Circle I Limbo

People who don't care what their kids do
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Juggalos
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

NAMBLA Members
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Rednecks
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

George Bush
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Creationists
Circle VII Burning Sands

The Pope
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Republicans
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Haha... how did they know my last name is Norris?!?!!?

beanochavez@gmail.com — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 22:26:07 GMT

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

OMG ITS AN UPDATE

beanochavez@gmail.com — Fri, 19 May 2006 19:54:16 GMT

Fucking shit. It's been SOOOOO long. I wonder if anyone will even read this.

I suppose I'll let those who are interested in knowing what the fuck is going on with me and exersize my writing muscle so I can get in the mood to work on a final.

I've been chugging away at school. This has been the hardest semester for me to date. But I have the best grades I've ever had. That's cool shit. I've also been working at Dominos as a driver. It's kinda odd that I've been delivering pizza in Banning for almost a year now.

Awwww... And the best news of all... I met jojotdfb. We really hit it off and he's now my boyfriend. And if you've followed my lj long enough, you should know that I've been waiting for this to happen for so long. I love him so much. He's the sweetest man I've ever met and he makes me so happy. :):):)The plans of us moving in together are in the works and I get to see him in about a week.

But yes... things are on the up and up. I hope things are well with all of you. I try to keep up with your journals but I dont have a lot of time to comment. Sorry. I'll try to clean up the list so it wont be so overwhelming.

Snowball #2 Tat

beanochavez@gmail.com — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 18:50:19 GMT

I finally got my Snowball #2 tat.